2011 Notes & Anecdotes
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2011 squad1. Will Barnicut (Beers)
2. Tim Bohane (Cloaky) 3. Peter Child (Swine) 4. Liam Collins 5. Ben Conroy 6. Nigel Davies (Fat Nige) 7. Sean Feeney 8. Tony Gardner (Tango) 9. Paul Gribble 10. Richard Hunt (Lucky Richard Henry Hunt) 11. Ian Moore (Remo) 12. Jake (Sparrow) Moore 13. Steve Pentecost 14. Bill Sherwood 15. Paul Sherwood (Bladebeard) 16. Kevin Spencer (KP) 17. Jim Street 18. Paul Tucker (Carrotbeard) 19. Geoff Warring (Reggats) 20. Peter Underwood “I know it should be exciting chaps, but I’m bored to tears!” Match pundit Reggats watching the Hoot Toots bat, Tresco 2011.
Fat Nige Edward England has commanded many ships including SS The Full English, SS The Sunday Roast and SS The King of Burgers.
With ball in hand Pente rubs his crotch profusely and smiles, “Good game this!” he comments.
Chaffed Scrotum Sea Shanty
Seven Stones - News breaks with the story of Captain Beers pulling out of today's game because of Pirate chaffing. Child, Undies, Reggats, Hunty and Tucks immediately construct a Chaffed Scrotum sea shanty which they sing on the patio of the Seven Stones. Beers later admits that chaffing is not the problem just an ankle strain. “Don’t say that. It’s more difficult to write a shanty about ankles.” someone comments. One day later on Tresco a blues band is performing in the New Inn. "Any requests?" pleads the lead singer. "Can you play the Chaffed Scrotum Song?" asks Fat Nige.” They decline. At the Turks Head Jim reads a newspaper aloud quoting, “Liverpool versus Bucharest. A big match. I expect Aintree will be full!”
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HOOT TOOTS v. ST. MARYS 16-9-2011 |
MATCH 68 |
Garrison |
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O |
M |
R |
W |
Innings
of St. Marys |
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D. Woodhead |
ct. Collins |
b. Moore |
5 |
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L. Greenloy |
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b. Gribble |
2 |
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M. Twynham |
ct. Child |
b. Gardner |
4 |
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M. Jenkins |
b. Gribble |
0 |
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D. Chave |
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b. Gribble |
0 |
3 |
0 |
15 |
0 |
K. Goddard |
ct. Sherwood |
b. Feeney |
32 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
B. Jakes |
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b. Gardner |
0 |
3 |
0 |
21 |
0 |
M. Hicks |
ct. Moore |
b. Gardner |
17 |
3 |
0 |
8 |
1 |
W. Mapleforde |
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Run Out |
6 |
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J. Thomas |
ct. Moore |
b. Hunt |
2 |
3 |
1 |
11 |
1 |
J. Miles |
Not Out |
Not Out |
0 |
2.1 |
1 |
9 |
0 |
Extras |
9 Wides 1 L Bye |
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10 |
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TOTAL |
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Overs 12.1 |
79 |
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Innings
of Hoot Toots |
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T. Bohane |
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b. Thomas |
16 |
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T. Gardner |
Run Out |
20 |
3 |
0 |
19 |
3 |
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P. Sherwood |
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Not Out |
35 |
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J. Moore |
ct. Fresh Air |
b. Hicks |
0 |
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L. Collins |
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b. Goddard |
2 |
3 |
0 |
9 |
0 |
P. Child (Capt) |
Not Out |
5 |
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S. Feeney |
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1.1 |
0 |
12 |
1 |
B. Conroy (Wkt) |
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R. Hunt |
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1 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
P. Gribble |
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2 |
0 |
3 |
3 |
W. Barnicut |
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2 |
0 |
24 |
0 |
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Extras |
1 Byes 1 Wide |
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2 |
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TOTAL |
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Overs 16.1 |
81-4 |
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HT s win by 6 wickets |
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HOOT TOOTS v. ST. MARTINS 17-9-2011 |
MATCH 69 |
Pool Green |
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O |
M |
R |
W |
Innings
of St. Martins |
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C. Hinds |
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b. Gribble |
22 |
3 |
0 |
13 |
0 |
J. Smith |
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b. Spencer |
36 |
4 |
0 |
29 |
0 |
J. Morton |
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b. Feeney |
15 |
4 |
0 |
11 |
2 |
T. Goddard |
b. Gribble |
9 |
1 |
0 |
5 |
0 |
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A. Paisly |
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b. Gribble |
5 |
1 |
0 |
16 |
0 |
Thomas |
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b. Sherwood |
17 |
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Joe Morton |
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b. Gribble |
0 |
1 |
0 |
7 |
1 |
Edgar |
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1 |
0 |
13 |
2 |
A. Morton |
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4 |
0 |
24 |
3 |
D. Goddard |
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Tian |
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1 |
0 |
5 |
0 |
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Extras |
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16 |
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TOTAL |
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Overs 20 |
123-7 |
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Innings
of Hoot Toots |
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K. Spencer |
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b. J. Morton |
0 |
4 |
0 |
24 |
1 |
P. Gribble |
b. Edgar |
3 |
4 |
0 |
17 |
4 |
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I. Moore |
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b. A. Morton |
1 |
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P. Child |
ct. |
b. A. Morton |
14 |
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S. Feeney |
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b. A. Morton |
2 |
1 |
0 |
16 |
1 |
J. Moore |
b. J. Morton |
1 |
2 |
0 |
12 |
0 |
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P. Sherwood (Capt) |
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b. J. Morton |
55 |
1 |
0 |
8 |
1 |
L. Collins |
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b. Edgar |
0 |
4 |
0 |
18 |
0 |
T. Gardner |
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Run Out |
28 |
4 |
0 |
24 |
0 |
B. Conroy (Wkt) |
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S. Pentecost |
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Extras |
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15 |
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TOTAL |
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Overs 20 |
123-9 |
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Match Tied |
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HOOT TOOTS v. TRESCO 18-9-2011 |
MATCH 70 |
School Field |
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O |
M |
R |
W |
Innings
of Hoot Toots |
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J. Moore |
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Run Out |
62 |
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W. Barnicut |
ct. & bowled |
b. Lawson |
2 |
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I. Moore |
ct. |
b. Lawson |
6 |
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B. Conroy (Wkt) |
ct. |
b. Crain |
9 |
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S. Pentecost |
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b. Driscoll |
21 |
3 |
0 |
21 |
0 |
K. Spencer |
ct. |
b. Sanderson |
8 |
3 |
0 |
16 |
2 |
L. Collins (Capt) |
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Run Out |
6 |
3 |
0 |
13 |
0 |
P. Sherwood |
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Not Out |
11 |
4 |
0 |
30 |
0 |
T. Bohane |
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3 |
0 |
12 |
1 |
R. Hunt |
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4 |
0 |
18 |
0 |
T. Gardner |
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5 |
0 |
25 |
1 |
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Extras |
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29 |
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TOTAL |
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Overs 25 |
152-7 |
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Innings
of Tresco |
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D. Hamilton |
ct. Collins |
b. Spencer |
24 |
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J. Parkes |
st. Conroy |
b. Spencer |
1 |
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A. Lawson |
ct. Collins |
b. Bohane |
9 |
5 |
1 |
22 |
2 |
W. Ash |
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Not Out |
53 |
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S. Sanderson |
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Run Out (Hunt) |
19 |
5 |
0 |
28 |
1 |
A. Crain |
b. Gardner |
26 |
3 |
0 |
21 |
1 |
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L. Hamilton |
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M. Driscoll |
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4 |
0 |
29 |
1 |
M. Foster |
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2 |
0 |
8 |
0 |
P. Marshall |
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4 |
0 |
23 |
0 |
Brain |
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2 |
0 |
16 |
1 |
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Extras |
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3 |
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TOTAL |
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Overs 25 |
135-5 |
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HT s won by 17 Runs |
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STATISTICS
2011 |
BATTING |
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BOWLING |
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FLD |
WK |
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Appearances |
DNB |
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NO |
R |
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M |
R |
W |
C |
M |
C |
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BARNICUT W. |
1 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
24 |
0 |
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BOHANE T. |
1 |
1 |
0 |
16 |
16 |
3 |
0 |
12 |
1 |
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CHILD P. |
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2 |
1 |
19 |
14 |
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1 |
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COLLINS L. |
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3 |
0 |
8 |
6 |
10 |
0 |
40 |
0 |
3 |
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CONROY B. |
1 |
1 |
0 |
9 |
9 |
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3 |
1 |
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FEENEY S. |
1 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
2 |
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GARDNER T. |
1 |
2 |
0 |
48 |
28 |
12 |
0 |
68 |
4 |
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GRIBBLE P. |
1 |
1 |
0 |
3 |
3 |
5.5 |
0 |
20 |
7 |
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HUNT R. |
2 |
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5 |
0 |
20 |
1 |
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MOORE I. |
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2 |
0 |
7 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
12 |
0 |
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MOORE J. |
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3 |
0 |
63 |
62 |
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2 |
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PENTECOST S. |
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1 |
0 |
21 |
21 |
3 |
0 |
21 |
0 |
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SHERWOOD P. |
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3 |
0 |
101 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
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SPENCER K. |
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2 |
0 |
8 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
40 |
3 |
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PARTNERSHIPS 2011 |
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Wkt |
P shp |
Batsmen |
Opponents |
Date |
1st |
25 |
BOHANE T. & GARDNER T. |
St. Marys |
16-9-11 |
2nd |
24 |
GARDNER
T. & SHERWOOD P. |
St.
Marys |
16-9-11 |
3rd |
30 |
MOORE J. & CONROY B. |
Tresco |
18-9-11 |
4th |
37 |
MOORE
J. & PENTECOST S. |
Tresco |
18-9-11 |
5th |
24 |
PENTECOST S. & SPENCER K. |
Tresco |
18-9-11 |
6th |
14 |
SPENCER
K. & COLLINS L. |
Tresco |
18-9-11 |
7th |
14 |
COLLINS L. & SHERWOOD P. |
Tresco |
18-9-11 |
8th |
88 |
SHERWOOD
P. & GARDNER T. |
St.
Martins |
17-9-11 |